The Vagina Club

This humorous post originated on my 'My Space' blog. I feel it's worth re-posting here for new eyes and smirks...

The Vagina Club

#1. First rule of The Vagina Club is, you should talk about The Vagina Club. That is thoroughly encouraged. So is talking about Vagina or with your Vagina.

#2. Second rule of The Vagina Club is, the first rule should not have to be repeated. However, for those of you who are not members of The Vagina Club we understand that the first rule may have to be repeated. More than once. Or twice.

#3. Third rule of The Vagina Club is, you become an automatic member if you:
(a) have a Vagina and live by the Vow of The Vagina Club (see below)
(b) love your Vagina
(c) write poems, songs or have conversations about/with your Vagina
(d) dress up your Vagina
(e) have even more criteria to add to this list
(f) all of the above

#4. Fourth rule of The Vagina Club is, members of The Vagina Club can nominate individuals to join The Vagina Club even if they do not fulfill the criteria mentioned in Rule #3 as long as they repeat and live by the Vow of The Vagina Club:

I, (insert potential member's name here), do solemnly swear to respect, love, honor and cherish any and all members of The Vagina Club. I promise to be honest and forthright. I promise to act with integrity and compassion. I hereby pledge on this day (enter today's date) to protect any and all members of The Vagina Club until my demise. If I should ever break this sacred vow or decide to become a non-member of The Vagina Club, I will walk the Earth alone and devoid of the pleasurable company of any and all members of The Vagina Club..and live a sad, lonely life 'til the end of my days (may they be short lived).

#5. Fifth rule of The Vagina Club is, it is common knowledge any and all members share thoughts and stories with each other. If a member of The Vagina Club requests privacy, take your secrets to the grave.

#6. Sixth rule of The Vagina Club is, if you are brave enough to attempt to date a member of The Vagina Club keep this in mind: it's wise not to date multiple members of The Vagina Club at the same time or even in succession unless you're aware of Rule #5, you've discussed it with all parties involved and feelings are mutual (i.e. you have the proper anatomy required), you've received permission and you're alive to talk about it.

#7. Seventh rule of The Vagina Club is, dancing, laughing, positive reinforcement, venting, expressing compassion and understanding, hugging, kissing, sharing, regular Hot Bitches Nites Out and approved additions to this list are all encouraged on a regular basis.
Put downs, cattiness, and dishonesty are not.

#8. Eighth rule of The Vagina Club is, if this is your first time reading this you must read it again and share it with others.